The Golden Poodle award goes to Harlow the service dog who has over 77,000 followers watching her develop service dog skills on Instagram.
The Lizard Brain award goes to an upper New York state man, Michael Orchard, who admitted to mixing cough syrup with LSD before rescuing his neighbor’s dog from an imaginary fire.
The Neanderthal award goes to the Detroit family who moved away and left Boo the dog on the curb with their discarded trash.
An Angel award goes to Detroit Youth and Dog Rescue founder Devin Oliver who was able to win Boo’s trust with Sausage McMuffins and get him into a better situation.
Another Angel award goes to the men in the bachelor party who adopted a stray dog and her puppies.
Congratulations to Bob Dylan for being the first musician to win the Nobel Prize for Literature. It took him a few weeks of silence, but he finally accepted it.