A Golden Poodle award goes to Rocky, a military working dog, who was awarded a Purple Heart for injuries sustained in Afghanistan.
A second Golden Poodle award (because a tiger has never won it) goes to Amur, a Siberian tiger at the Primorsky Safari Park in Russia. Instead of eating Timur, the goat who was meant for his dinner, they have become close friends.
The Lizard Brain award goes to Chipotle which built a national fast food chain by demonizing the American farmer and contrasting themselves to their competition which they imply serves inferior quality food.
Chipotle’s “food with integrity” has sickened over 500 people since July.
The Neanderthal award - I should probably just name PETA to the Neanderthal Hall of Fame for all the times they have won the award.
This time they are being sued for $9 million after two PETA workers were caught on surveillance camera coming onto a porch to steal a child’s healthy and beloved young Chihuahua and killing her that very day.
The do-as-I-say-not-what-I-do award goes to the 50,000 people who converged on Paris, many in private jets, producing 300,000 tons of CO2 to forge an unenforceable agreement.