who are currently meeting in Paris to save the world:
While many of you have arrived by private jet and were met by chauffeured limos, altogether you have produced 300,000 tons of CO2 just by coming to Paris.
That is a lot of hot air.
The thing is, so much of what you have attempted to terrify us about global warming has not happened. The apocalyptic warnings about AGW are getting tiresome. You have become Chicken Little with computer models.
There is evidence that NASA’s Goddard Institute of Space Studies has tampered with the raw temperature data records. Leaked emails indicate that some scientists have collaborated to falsify data. Some people have made a lot of money.
Although you have tried to explain it, there has been no actual global warming since 1998. There are more chubby polar bears than ever and even NASA admits that Antarctic ice is growing, not melting.
The number of extreme weather events—hurricanes, tornadoes, etc.—you promised have been the same as it has been for centuries. Instead of a world without snow, record snowfalls have hit regions of North America and Europe in the last few years. The oceans have not died and coastal cities still have ports. There is no ocean front property in Idaho.
Winter is coming. Recent winters have been brutal. Sunspot activity is worrysome and some scientists are predicting a coming ice age. For however long it's been around, the earth has always had a "changing" climate.
Solutions seem to involve trillions of dollars we don't have and continue borrowing. Climate Change Business Journal estimates the cost at $1,500,000,000,000 every year.
And now the predictions are getting sillier.
Climate change causes terrorism? Terrorism is caused by evil people who want to hurt and destroy other people. Some have been trying to do this for centuries.
And the recent suggestion that the world is getting so hot that people aren’t making babies? According to this notion, not having sex leads to 0.4 percent fewer babies nine months after a really hot day. (And why is this a bad thing?)
Oh, and the new danger of climate change... 'flying boulders.’ Scientists warn giant rocks will be catapulted into the air during powerful superstorms caused by global warming.
The group is relatively small now, but it is growing and prepared to spread its evil all over the world. A coalition of countries meeting now in Paris could stop them. That would be a "powerful rebuke."
A concerned citizen