The Golden Poodle award goes to Harley the Hero Dog, a Chihuahua who won the award over 170 other hero dogs. Harley is a former puppy mill dog who became a spokesdog for the evils of puppy mills.
The Lizard Brain award goes to Petra, another Chihuahua. The lizard part of her brain chased the prey 25 feet up a tree before the Chihuahua part of her brain told her to stop and wait to be rescued.
Women should not win Neanderthal awards.