The Golden Poodle award goes to all the people who helped return Coco, the 16-year-old Poodle, to her family 770 miles away.
A Neanderthal award goes to the woman who picked up the lost Coco, took her home 770 miles away and then turned her out when she realized Coco was not a puppy.
Another Golden Poodle award goes to all the people who looked for and supplied a forever home for the odd couple, Gizmo the Chihuahua and Duke the Pit Bull, so they could stay together.
Another Neanderthal award goes to the family of Gizmo and Duke who neglected and abused them before abandoning them to a high kill shelter.
Further evidence that there are a lot more good homo sapiens
than knuckle dragging Neanderthals.
The Lizard Brain award goes to former Subway spokesman and motivational speaker Jared Fogle. Once wealthy and respected, he will forever be thought of as a felon and a pervert.