Over a thousand police personnel and members of the public paid their last respects to Kye, a police dog stabbed to death in the line of duty.
The Lizard Brain award goes to the vacuous blonde celebrities who have posed with Chihuahuas through the years as if they were fashion accessories to carry in purses.
The Neanderthal award goes to their mindless followers who discarded the little throwaway dogs like last year's shoe fad for someone else to take care of.
The Pants on Fire award goes to KLM airlines for making us think that Sherlock the Beagle worked for their lost and found service.
Actually Sherlock was just used to make a video for marketing purposes. In order ''to illustrate that KLM goes above and beyond for their passengers, we decided to involve a search dog."
The idea was too cute and clever for us to get mad at them.