The March Golden Poodle award goes to Alaskan sled dogs, the canine super athletes who race in the Iditarod and Yukon Quest.
Snowmobiles and airplanes have made dog sledding obsolete for travel, but thanks to Alaskans’ love for their Huskies, the sled dog remains part of the tradition in the state which is “the last frontier.”
The Lizard Brain award goes to the man who robbed a Chase bank inside a supermarket, accompanied by a Chihuahua in a grocery basket.
Several of you were sure it was all the Chihuahua’s idea.
The Neanderthal award goes to George Kimmel, 50, and Dorothy Kimmel, 55, of Dubois County, Indiana who allowed their dog Peanut to be frozen to the ground in his own feces.
Hey, Kimmels: Besides being charged with animal cruelty, for the rest of your lives when anyone Googles your name, they will know that you did this.
The inimitable Jackiesue wants to take up a collection for a bus trip to Indiana so that she can “kick the shit out of them assholes.”