Another Golden Poodle award goes to Ben, the dog who risked giving up his forever home to be with Jade, the doggie love of his life.
The Lizard Brain award. It would be hard to beat the man who was caught on camera walking out of a pet shop with a $2500 puppy mill puppy and then climbing into what witnesses described as a dark blue late 90s VW Passat, license #768BDA.
And then to cinch the award, when the police went to his home, they discovered a full blown indoor cannabis operation.
There is now a nationwide BOLO for Erik Andrew Johnson, 31, puppy thief, indoor farmer, loser.
So far he seems to be in some hidey hole evading the law, but with his particular talents I’m guessing it won’t be long.
I’m tempted to give a runner up award to the world we live in--where a family with no discernible talent, distinction, or principles can get almost 40 million Google hits in just a few days by buying a puppy.
To be fair one of the blended family members was once a national hero, "The Best in the World," but that was a long time and several facelifts ago.