Professional dog poop scooper predicts victor in Presidential election

From the Huffington Post

Jim Coniglione, owner of Scoopy Doo, a dog poop collection service in Long Island, claims to have picked the winner of Presidential elections in 2000, 2004, 2008 using his poop predictor.

He claims that more of the poops he is picking up resemble Romney over Obama.

He thinks it may be because of the economy. People are switching to cheap dog food which produces more…er, product being dropped. The result is that more of them resemble Romney over Obama by 66 percent.

Read more about the man who calls himself a “Turd Whisperer” here.

Thanks to John E.

Comments

[Clive]

We've heard it all now!!

Many thanks for the comments on Clive's blog! Murray would love him to go to school with him but no autism service dogs go to schools here at the moment, even special needs schools.

However, Murray is always happy to know that Clive is out walking with Mom whilst he's in school and their meet-up when the school bus arrives home every afternoon is so special to watch!

[cube]

Sheesh. What some people will do for 15 minutes of fame every 4 years.

[Pamela]

So just how long does he have to peer at a poop to figure out which candidate it most resembles?

[yellowdoggranny]

arghghghghghgh, someone is full of shit.

[Karen Friesecke]

I've heard that Romney is full of shit, but resembling one, too?

[Jodi]

LMAO, this is some funny shit (excuse the pun.)