- This house has too much storage space.
- I love my thighs.
- My children have just completely taken over the care and training of the puppy.
- Washing windows is a lovely way to spend the afternoon.
- I wish I had a dog breed that drools.
- We need to spend more money on groceries and gasoline.
- My kids just can’t get enough lima beans to eat.
- I think shedding dog hair adds to the ambiance of the house.
- I’m glad Michael Vick has a dog to comfort him now. He’s having a rough season.
- My dog has no bad habits.
- TV commercials are so informative. I wish there were more.
- I always try to buy products made in China.
- My children need to spend more time texting their friends.
- Our book burning club meets on Tuesdays.
- We must be very careful not to let any of our words or actions offend anyone anywhere at any time.
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Misty the alpha Poodle
In her spare time
she studies quantum theory and
reads ProustTimmy the stud muffin
aka
“The Jaws of Death”
“The Silver Assassin”
Chamois the generic dog
The world’s only
Miniature Albanian Wolfhound
because we were tired
of telling people she was a muttTudee the Rescue
Half Chihuahua, half linebacker
Found in a busy intersection
telling the cars that
she was there first
Taki
A loving cat who came off the streets
and into our lives
and never left
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Love them all
Posted by: michael | October 29, 2012 at 02:17 AM
If number 8 is true our house is just awash in ambiance
Posted by: threecollie | October 29, 2012 at 03:50 AM
We have lots of ambiance at our house too! Actually we have brown and tan, which blend in beautifully with most of the rugs.
Posted by: Jodi | October 29, 2012 at 06:20 AM
as a kid, I could have happily lived on lima beans. & Anchovies. & I still have to force myself to eat fruit (Oranges?!?! YUK).
Posted by: mb. | October 29, 2012 at 06:37 AM
Haha isn't that just the truth!!!
Posted by: Sherry in MT | October 29, 2012 at 07:11 AM
How true are those!
Sam
Posted by: Sam | October 29, 2012 at 07:30 AM
So true, especially #7 (lima beans and beets are the only vegetables I loathe) and #8. Our German Shepherd has what my youngest daughter called "winter woolies" (she even sang a little song about it) and the extra winter woolies are everywhere.
Posted by: cube | October 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM
HAHAHA! Actually, I have said #2. It's one of the body parts I don't mind so much. And I swear! Cushion has said #8, usually when I complain about having to do the vacuuming yet again! Does it make me feel better? GRRR.
Posted by: geogia little pea | October 29, 2012 at 01:28 PM
LOL! Now this made me laugh!
Posted by: Jen @MyBrownNewfies | October 29, 2012 at 08:34 PM
Love this list, thanks for the smile. :-)
I have kind of said number five myself as I have a thing for big drooly dogs. But I am sure if I had one, I'd complain all the time.
Posted by: Kristine | October 30, 2012 at 09:00 AM
I like that last one.. a lot.
Posted by: yellowdoggranny | October 30, 2012 at 09:33 AM
Yeah, I've kind of disregarded #15 a few times...
Posted by: Karen Friesecke | October 30, 2012 at 11:46 AM
He he he! Well, I have actually said #1. I have two empty storage ottomans with nothing in them and a wash stand I can't figure out what to put in it. I feel so wasteful. :)
Posted by: Pamela | Something Wagging This Way Comes | October 30, 2012 at 01:57 PM
LOL. I can't stop laughing while reading this. I love the word in number 12. haha
Posted by: Wholesale Nursery Growers | October 31, 2012 at 03:40 AM
Your article about "15 things I never hear people say" is a great post and i am really pleased read your article. I hope you write this kind of post again and again.
Thank You.
Posted by: Michael Vick | November 06, 2012 at 07:24 AM