It isn’t just the sinister KGB background, or the high level Judo skills, or the Rambo style horseback riding, or the Shirtless in Siberia fishing and hunting jaunts, or the Formula One racecar drives.
It isn’t just his acrylic painting that raised $1.3 million dollars for charity. Some critics said the painting looked like it had been painted by a sentimental old lady. Those critics have not been seen since.
Well, it’s all that stuff, but it’s also his menagerie. It includes a new puppy, a Siberian tiger, Koni the Black Labrador, a crystal crocodile, a Persian gazelle, a mother goat and her babies, two Poodles and a cat.
These were mostly given to him by foreign leaders or dignitaries who thought it wise to suck up to Putin for one reason or another.
But mostly it is because Vladimir is a Poodle cuddler. Any man who cuddles a Poodle is a man secure in his manhood.