What makes a pampered dog? A quiz

Which would dogs prefer? Choose the answer A or B that you think applies to most dogs. Scoring below.

A. A trip to the spa/groomer
B. Rolling in a dead seal on the beach 

A. Three million dollars
B. A hot dog 

A. A $15,000 Cartier necklace
B. A rotting fish head

A. A pink tutu and a tiara
B. Being naked

A. A diamond collar
B. Being naked

A. A gold Cadillac Escalade
B. A ride in the car that doesn’t end up at the  groomer’s

A. A luxury bed
B. Yours

A. Aromatherapy candles
B. A dog’s butt

A. A stroll through the park on a leash
B. Chasing squirrels

A. Gourmet dog food
B. A garbage can

Score 5 for each B answer, 0 for each A answer

45-50 – Dogs have taught you well—you get it.

0-5 – You probably write those stupid anthropomorphic newspaper stories about how lucky those wealthy “pampered” dogs are.

What was your score?

Comments

[Jimmy]

Nothing like being naked and chasing squirrel?LOL!!!!!

[the 4Bs]

we voted all Bs cuz we're all Bs! woof! and we're dogs so we know what dogs like.

[jackie]

dogs only want to sleep eat and get laid ..
sort of like my 3rd husband.

[BunGirl]

Ok, lemme tally up... 5... 10... 15... 20... 25... 30... 35... 40... SQUIRREL!

[Joanna]

Stuck up rich girls would HATE you. :)

[gus, louie and callie]

Oh I guess the Heeler's have taught us well..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

[Dennis the Vizsla]

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads ...

[Lynne]

Sometimes I wished my dog didn't like rolling on dead things at the beach. As I breath through my mouth while trying to shampoo her hoping upon hoping nothing splashes into my mouth I think a trip to the spa/groomer wouldn't be such a bad idea.

[Anne Gibert]

Here's a little math problem:

My poodles have an appointment at the groomers on Tuesday. Calculate the longest time it will take for them to find something disgusting to roll in.

[Jan]

Yes, mine have to work hard to get that disgusting groomer odor off of them.

[poodle momma]

My poodle & I would score a 45, he's as spoiled and well human as my real kids. Just ask anyone, they get so jelous when they are not considerd equal to the kids. Well Poodles do that anyway.

as far as all those posts about getting dirty, mine- no way he can't stand it, to picky way to picky ( he came to us that way). I did have a poodle growing up, home from the groomer she ran straight to the ash pile for the fire place and rolled in it. EVERYTIME!

[cube]

45.

[dogailments]

I asked my 7 year old Golden Retriever all these questions and he simply smiled and walked away! He did turn around and and gesture with a "paw finger". I'll let you figure that one out.

Good laughs. Thanks