What if cowboys owned Poodles

Men (and you know who you are) sometimes think it is wimpy to own a small dog, but not so. A small dog can make a man look incredibly secure and sexy.

I got this as an email and traced the author to Terry Jester in The Coloradoan via Mocha Shots and Moon Beans.

 This is too good not to repost.

"There he is, legendary cowboy, Roy Rogers, astride his faithful Palomino, Trigger, his capable and beautiful German Shepherd, Bullet, at his side …"

 Owning a large, powerful dog conjures a certain image in the minds of most people - rugged, sturdy, strong, a tough guy capable of achieving his goals, resourceful, brave, manly. These are all words that seem to go along with the image of Roy and his big dog, Bullet. But what if Roy owned another type of dog? A very different kind of dog?

Consider this: “There he is, legendary cowboy, Roy Rogers, astride his faithful Palomino, Trigger, his beautiful and capable toy Poodle, Bullet, sitting proudly in his arms.”

OK, that does give us a different image of Roy, doesn’t it? But why?

Why do we think manly type men don’t own little dogs? Because, believe me, they do.

My friend Glen is about 6 feet, 5 inches, ex-NFL and retired FBI. Running into Glen in a narrow hallway is like running into a brick wall. This guy is big, solid, tough and no-nonsense.

He also is a Yorkie owner.

His two dogs combined might weigh all of nine pounds. If they just ate. Glen likes little dogs. He likes all dogs, but he chooses to own little dogs. And believe me, no one, not his ex-teammates, nor his NFL-playing son-in-law, think anything of it. Why, then, do the rest of us?

My experience with guys owning small dogs is that they are comfortable with who they are. They don’t have anything to prove. They don’t need their dogs to make them feel safe. On the other hand, I’ve known lots of men owning big, powerful, aggressive dogs to appear insecure. Frequently, I’ve found that the fiercer the dog, the more insecure the owner.

So I think it’s time we acknowledged that real men own little dogs. Poodles, Shih Tzus, Chihuahuas. We should treat them accordingly. If a guy wants to go out and buy a Maltese, I say go for it. You don’t need a Labrador or a Rottweiler to be a real man.

Flaunt that Pekingese. Parade that Papillion. And although it isn’t quite the same playing Frisbee with a Dachshund, it can still be done. It is best to just roll that Frisbee, however, as airborne Dachshunds are only a thing of the imagination.

What it comes down to is that dogs are dogs, regardless of their size. I own several small dogs. I also own several big dogs. Who is tougher? It depends on how you define tough. The Bulldogs certainly look tougher, but let me tell you it’s my Poodles and the Pomeranian that keep the bunnies, jackrabbits and ground squirrels from being over-populated.

It’s time to acknowledge the fact that real men can and do own little dogs. Go ahead. Be a man. Be brave and walk that Poodle in the open.

Comments

[Utenzi]

I like Yorkies. My Mom was a dog groomer and many of my favorite "customers" were Yorkshire Terriers. Sure, they're snappy and high strung but cute as can be and with such distinctive personalities. Still, my favorite terriers were the much larger Airedales, but that's mostly 'cause the Yorkies just can't keep up while hiking in the woods.

[jackie]

unless it was the cowboys he played for ...he's a pussy...ahahaha..sorry i couldnt resist..
go to bed..

[Khyra]

Giddyup Misty!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

[Tony]

A bloke at work the other day was trying to make a big joke out of the fact that I have a Toy Poodle. I said so what, she's a great little dog & I wouldn't own any other breed
Real men don't need a big dog to make up for some sense if insecurity.

[Tony]

Here is a poodle who's comfortable with his cowboyness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZX1-ZgKiRQ

[Clive]

Funny though, the most requested breed of guide dog from our male guide dog owners is a German Shepherd.

[Jimmy]

I like little dogs. As long as they're bigger than a hampster. Fifteen to Twenty pound range is a good size.

[gus, louie and callie]

Oh course little pups can be manly.. Any size pup makes us happy..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

[mb.]

whenever I am mad at my husband I remember this picture" he was holding my purse (so I would not be tempted to buy anything) & our dachshund/chihuahua mix (it was too hot for her to stay in the car) ordering a frozen yogurt with chocolate & raspberries (because that is my favorite) & the entire TCBY was silent & staring at him. & he had no clue.

[Steve Bartlett]

I guess I'm one of those metrosexual whatever-they-are. I have two dogs, an 8-lb Eskipoo and an 80-lb Black Lab. And I may soon be getting a Golden Retriever whose current owners are having more trouble with him than they bargained with. Yuppies should never have real dogs.