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Matt

My dogs are smarter then a 5th grader!!! (OK, I admit, I hate that gameshow).

Khyra

Oh please!

Khan I win The Khat?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

the 4 Bs

Bailey can read my mind.

threecollie

We are rich farmers and vacation regularly. The dogs stay behind and see to milking and chores, while the cats tend the fields. We grow several valuable crops such as Nissans and Toyotas and it is seventy degrees year round.....I could go on and on....

Lynne

My dog is so obedient.

Lynne

My dog is a pleasure to ride in the car with.

Lynne

I can sleep all night without my dog in bed with me.

Julie

My dog Can walk by a reflective surface without play bowing her reflection.

Jeanette

My dog is brave and confident (I wish...I wish...I wish)

Sling

My dog kicked Rin-Tin-Tin's butt!..and then got Lassie pregnant.

jackie

Annie hasn't peed in the house for over a week now..things are looking up...and my tits are really perky.

YesBiscuit!

There has been a serious misunderstanding - PETA's SAVE rate is over 90% each year, not their KILL rate.

cube

My dog can bend spacetime just using her paws.

Aaron

Charlie, my Cocker Spaniel, can actually sleep all night without wanting to play!

C

Awwww! I always miss out on cool contests and giveaways since I live in Canada! LOL! Speaking of dog movies, there's a movie I thought you'd like. I grew up watching it as a kid. It's originally in French, but I've also seen it translated into English. It's called "La Guerre des Tuques" and I think the English title is something like "The Dog Who Stopped the War". I can verify that for you though. I really think you'd like it :)

Kelly Ann T.

I know my dog is smarter than my boss.

Shelly

Animal rights organizations admit they hate people and pets.

Lynne

If you ask my poodle she'll tell you that we never feed her and that she never gets a chew bone.

Bill Creek

My dog is the best behaved dog on the planet.

Jimmy

My dogs can peel paint with butt breath alone.

Kelly Ann T.

My dog has found a way for everyone to live peacefully together.

Lindsay

My dog has never eaten from the cat's litter box.

mindy

dogs rule!!! just ask any of them

SUZ

my CAT thinks she is a DOG

Gordon Whatley

H$U$ donates $100,000 to local shelters and raises funds only by telling the truth about where they spend their money.

Mary

When my cat sees me emerge naked from the shower, she is awestricken with the magnificence of my body!

Mary

My cat does not roll around on my bed and furniture immediately after exiting the litter box!

Dixie the Poodle

Hey Missus Jan its not fare that my silly Mummy & Daddy dusent liv in the U.S. powstal airya. I reely wonted a ferminator. Duz it brush yor fur then wen its finishd say "I'll be bak!!!" Ha Ha

Laurie

My three mini dachsunds never sit up on their haunches for the entire meal staring through me with those big brown eyes!

scottsgal

my dogs decide they don't like the water so I actually get to swim in peace

scottsgal

I am actually able to leave food on a plate on the table or counter to cool down without it mysteriously vanishing

scottsgal

We are able to go to bed without finding a nylabone underneath the covers or a pillow

Kelly Ann T.

My dog hates drinking from the toilet.

Kelly Ann T.

There is no such thing as a shedding dog.

Carol S

My dog doesn't eat his poop.(I am sorry-but it is my #1 wish)

sandy

my dogs have bigger brains and are smarter than most govt officials mrs.mommyyatgmaildotcom

Kelly Ann T.

My dogs clean up after themselves

quiltingreader

My cat is won't let me out of her sight.

susan

my cat does not eat newspaper anymore! my wish!

Sandra K321

I wish my crazy lab would fully recover from his torn ACL operation and doesn't tear another one.

Carrie Miyake

My dog, Takara, can see a squirl in the neighbors yard at 2:00 AM and not need to bark for an hour to let me know about it.

Kelly Ann T.

My dog only eats his dog food and hates all people food.

Wendy

A lot of people don't know this but Greta can drive stick shift. When I need groceries I just tuck a shopping list and my credit card into her collar and she drives to town all on her own. When she comes back with the groceries, I reward her with a bit of cheese.

Greta is a great dog, but she never listens to me-- when I call her name she just ignores me and keeps typing. I believe she's writing the Great Dane American novel.

I'm amazed that she finds any time at all to write though, because she's been so busy filming her latest Kung Fu action thriller with Jet Li.

lea

My Dog always comes when called, and never tries to run away.

Kelly Ann T.

My dog is not interested in sitting on the furniture or laying in bed. He prefers the floor.

pam

Please promise us you'll compile all these entries into one blog post!

Sarah Z

My dog does not have fleas!

Jill Myrick

My 7 pound Maltese is a vicious guard dog ! NOT

Carol

My dog made us some wonderful Chicken Quesadillas last night.

kim v

My dogs prefer to sleep rather than to walk all day & night every day.
Thanks for the giveaway!


bunny

Chuck Norris eats my dogs' toenails in the morning for fiber.

Lisa A

My dog would NEVER think of helping herself to any food left on the kitchen table, unguarded.
Thanks for the giveaway!

Kelly Ann T.

My dog prefers to watch all the wildlife in the yard and would never chase or hurt it.

Kelly Ann T.

My dog vacuumed up all the dog hair last night and then shampooed all the carpets. The house looks great.

marge mckoen

Its so hot in arizona my 2 dogs sllep all day in the air conditioned house

Teresa B

My cats are tidy & smell like roses. Also, don't leave hair everywhere in the house.

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