A somewhat tasteless but very funny dog joke

You’ve been warned.

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a dog on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'

'My husband's.'

'What happened to him?'

The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.'

She inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. 'Can I borrow the dog?'

'Get in line.'

Thanks to Bob

Comments

[Sling]

It just goes to show ya,a dog can be women's best friend too!

[threecollie]

Okay, you got me...I laughed right out loud.

[cube]

I liked it, but Mr. Cube... not so much.

[George Roach]

Ah Ha...I caught you having fun...now quit that and get down to the serious business of cranking up your blog visits...oh wait...this just might do the trick, too.

[Jackiesue]

ohhh bad girl..that's how pitty bull dogs get their bad rap...

[Sue]

Heheheh :) This would have been even more funny had I read it when I was still married to my first husband lol!

[Chandira]

(lol, sneaky laugh..)

[Khyra]

Ha! I had to have my mom explain it to me but I did get it!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

[Hudson and Mary Jo]

We love a good joke and that one is good. Hudson and Mary Jo

[Big_Dave_T]

'Tis funny, I have to admit.

I don't get the picture for Wordless Wednesday though.

[Brenda]

Too, Cute!!!! Enjoyed reading your blog!

[Matt]

Good stuff..tasteless, but funny.

[Col]

I love this! :-). I am going to have to borrow it. :-)

[Lindsay]

Oh my gosh, that's great! I was not expecting that. Haha!

[Shannon]

I would've laughed harder but hubby was sitting next to me ;)>

[Jenna Smith]

LMAO

I would love to get in line too.

Love the joke... keep it coming!