Top 10 dog related things never to do
I am going on hiatus, or more technically medical leave. I have some lower circulation problems and am going in to get replacement parts. I will be in the hospital for a week. And then I will lead the life of an invalid for a while. Please keep me in your Readers, Bookmarks, Bloglines, thoughts and prayers. I’ll be back.
1. Don’t include dog poop in the envelope when you are paying a parking ticket. Your name is on the ticket. And your address. The authorities will find you and they don’t think you’re funny. Post
2. Don’t leave an empty pizza box near a stove when you leave your dog at home. No matter what kind of fancy hybrid he is, a dog is a dog and they can’t resist pizza flavored cardboard. Post
3. Don’t take a wiz through a knothole in a fence if you don’t know what is behind it. It may be a playful puppy thinking he has found a squirt toy. Post
4. Dog poop is not free speech. Don’t send it to your congresswoman even if you disagree with her. Post
5. Don’t attack a woman in her home where a Pit Bull roams freely. Your DNA may end up on the dog and you will go to jail. If you are a total scumbag loser, you will never get out. Post
6. Don’t register your dog to vote no matter how easy it is or what message you want to send. And don’t send in the unmarked ballot signed with a paw print. These people have no sense of humor. Post
7. Do not expose yourself to a woman walking a German Shepherd dog who doesn’t like men anyway. Post
8. Do not grab a bag from anyone walking a dog. If you think a minute you will realize what is in it. Post
9. Don’t confuse a Chihuahua with a Pit Bull. Everyone else knows the difference and you will get caught doing whatever stupid thing you did and plan to do. Post
10. Don’t hide in a doghouse when the police are chasing you. It’s the first place a K-9 dog will look. Post
And one more: if a bounty hunter comes looking for you, don’t hide under a pile of clothes in your closet if you have a Chihuahua who loves to play hide and seek. Post
Smart dogs. Dumb humans. Which human takes the top idiot prize?
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will miss you jan. do take care of yourself.
Posted by: K9 Amiga | May 06, 2008 at 06:27 PM
wow. I remember most of those posts. I have to say that my favorite is #7, but they are all priceless.
we'll be thinking of you and missing you. best wishes for a speedy recovery.
woofs and hugs from the 4Bs and peg
Posted by: schnoodlepooh | May 06, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Those were funny. We hope your surgery comes out good and will be waiting to hear what it is like to be a bionic woman.
Posted by: Tom & Icy | May 06, 2008 at 07:35 PM
Get well soon, Jan. My thoughts and prayers are with you :)
Posted by: Lonie Polony | May 06, 2008 at 09:17 PM
on the way to work tomorrow i will stop by st. mary's and light some candles and send some prayers your way...my thoughts are with you..
Posted by: jackie | May 06, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Wishing you the best!! Come back soon!!
And as to the "Idiot prize" #10 has it hands down!!
"Sunshine"
Posted by: Sunshine | May 06, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Best of luck for a speedy recovery Jan!
Posted by: teetotaled | May 07, 2008 at 07:10 AM
Oh, dear, Jan, I hope it all works out all right. We will MISS you! I am going to occupy my time reading all these great posts. Thanks...
Posted by: threecollie | May 07, 2008 at 07:47 AM
All the best on a speedy recovery. We'll miss you while you're on leave.
Posted by: Matt | May 07, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Will keep a good thought for you Jan.
Posted by: YesBiscuit! | May 07, 2008 at 09:37 AM
Those are great. We love the mailing poop one..
Big sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Posted by: gus and louie | May 07, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Best for a speedy, speedy recovery!!!
This post was great - especially (of course, just Honey's and my opinion) the pit bull hero!
Posted by: Jill Bryant | May 07, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Hope you heal up quick and get plenty of doggie kisses when ya get home! We'll miss ya!
Posted by: Jimmy | May 07, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Jan...speedy recovery...give the nurses hell.
Posted by: rosemary | May 07, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Good luck with your surgery and recovery!
Posted by: Aimee | May 07, 2008 at 06:59 PM
Hi Jan! We will keep you in our prayers!!
Posted by: Janey Loree | May 08, 2008 at 03:30 AM
I'll miss reading your posts. Hurry back! (& good luck!)
Posted by: Julie | May 08, 2008 at 10:41 AM
I will really, really miss reading your posts, Jan. But I send you many prayers and Reiki blessings. I hope your surgery and rehab will pass as quickly as possible.
Thank you for the list...what a great idea!
Posted by: Marion | May 08, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Take care of yourself! I will look forward to your return and I'll be checking in to see if you're up and running again. My thoughts are with you.
Posted by: Tony | May 08, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Take good care Jan & hurry back soon! We will miss your posts!
Wigglebutt Wags,
Lola Smiles
xox
Posted by: lolasmiles | May 08, 2008 at 05:09 PM
Oh, Jan! You will be missed. Hope you're not away for toooooooooo long! You're part of my daily "must reads"! I know that's so selfish of me! You take good care of yourself. Thinking of you and wishing you a speedy recovery! XOXO
Posted by: Chrissy | May 08, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Hehehe...this is really funny.
Take care, Jan. Come back soon.
Posted by: serendipity | May 08, 2008 at 09:42 PM
Wow jan,I'm gonna miss you.
Take good care of yourself.
I'll peruse these posts till you're feelin' better.
Posted by: Sling | May 09, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Replacement parts, huh? So, I guess that means when you get back you'll be Roboblogger!
I hope all goes well and you're feeling better soon!
Posted by: Therese | May 09, 2008 at 08:58 PM
Love it! You take care of yourself and come back soon.
Posted by: jayne d'Arcy | May 09, 2008 at 09:44 PM
Hope everything goes well and hope to see you back blogging in the near future.
Posted by: Jackie | May 10, 2008 at 01:48 AM
wishing you an easy, speedy recover and dogs with thumbs to bring you tea...;-)
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http://4thdog.blogspot.com
Posted by: e | May 10, 2008 at 02:41 AM
Hi Jan, You are most definitely in my thoughts and my prayers. Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery. Sadie and Coco send wet kisses as well.
Posted by: Coll | May 10, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Pikaista paranemista! = Get well soon! Your Finnish fans Carola, Lara & Pedro
Posted by: Carola | May 11, 2008 at 08:59 AM
We want to wish your mom a very Happy Mom's Day. Canine Mom's and human Mom's are very special people.. Be sure and give your Mom extra kisses on this very special day!!
Happy Mom's Day!!
Gus and Louie
Posted by: gus and louie | May 11, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Happy Mudder's Day Jan!
Sit, Stay, Get well soon!!!!!!
Posted by: Jimmy | May 11, 2008 at 07:12 PM
Take care, Jan, and get well soon!
Posted by: Lynn Sinclair | May 12, 2008 at 04:37 AM
Love #8! Take care & get well soon.
- Charlie
Posted by: Charlie | May 12, 2008 at 11:04 PM
we keep coming back and watching that poodle video below - such unbridled joy. that's why we love our dogs.
we hope you're doing well & wishing you a speedy recovery!
peg & the 4Bs
Posted by: schnoodlepooh | May 13, 2008 at 11:42 AM
You're so funny. I like the pit bull roaming free in woman's home... but I actually chuckled with the "squirt toy" story. LOL
Hope you recover speedily!!
Posted by: CuriosityKiller | May 16, 2008 at 08:48 AM
I'm sorry to hear. I will be adding your speedy recovery to my prayers.
Posted by: cube | May 16, 2008 at 02:24 PM
I love your 10 items to never do. Hope your surgery went well. Good luck.
Posted by: Pet Portraits and Jan | May 16, 2008 at 10:37 PM
get well soon
Posted by: gidget gormley | May 20, 2008 at 08:39 PM