Politically incorrect Ed thinks I’ve been too serious and it’s time for a dog joke. So he sent this one:
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in finesse, is a little Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says…
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
Ka Chink
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Har har har rooooo!
Posted by: Turbo the Sibe | March 27, 2008 at 02:17 PM
you didnt tell it as well as I did.
Posted by: ed | March 27, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Sorry, ed, I guess it's all in the delivery.
Posted by: jan | March 27, 2008 at 02:41 PM
I love it...thanks for the good laugh, Jan...I needed it!
Posted by: Marion | March 27, 2008 at 05:23 PM
Ah. But that's two sentences. So he looses out as well.
Posted by: Diamond Emerald-Eyes | March 28, 2008 at 11:09 AM
2 posts with a chihuahua....I hope Violet doesn't find out.
Posted by: rosemarypoodle | March 28, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Cute.
Posted by: Grace | March 28, 2008 at 07:16 PM
SHELBY: "It's a conspiracy, man" (taken for the Pixar movie "Cars")
SUNSHINE: Honestly, that was the funniest joke I've enjoyed in a long time!!
Posted by: "Sunshine" | March 29, 2008 at 08:59 AM
Haha! Cute joke.
Posted by: Julie | March 29, 2008 at 12:33 PM
lol :-0
Posted by: Coll | March 30, 2008 at 10:59 AM
The last time I heard that joke, the punch line was being uttered by a guy in India !!!!! hehehe eh?
Posted by: George | March 31, 2008 at 04:23 PM
LOL!!! I am all for bad puns, I don't know why, they're always funny..
Posted by: Chandira | April 01, 2008 at 03:37 PM