File this under truly tasteless, but still funny in a truly tasteless way.
Attach Humphrey the humping toy Chihuahua to your leg (or that of your hostess), “squeeze his ear, and he barks and gyrates doggy style. He gets faster and noisier and finally finishes with a satisfied sigh.”
Great for parties and polite social gatherings. This will undoubtedly assure that you will never be invited back. Anywhere. Again. Ever. $29.89
Scroll past CAHONES THE SINGING CHIHUAHUA (funny but even more tasteless) at this website