A drunk, the call of nature and a playful puppy

A Cambodian man, Kann Veasna, had been drinking too much wine at a street stall when he felt the call of nature, according to this story. Rather than seek an indoor facility, he took a more public approach.

Spotting a hole in a fence, he proceded to poke his appendage through the hole in order to complete the mission—not knowing that a playful puppy was waiting behind the fence.

O, boy, a new toy.

The movement attracted the attention of the dog and… well, then Mr. Veasna had to go to the hospital in Phnom Penh for treatment of lacerations and maybe, even worse, explaining to the staff how the injuries occurred. Presumably his medical records weren’t kept private since it got into the newspapers.

A doctor was quoted as saying, “It's undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future.”

Way more embarrassing than breaking a middle toe.

Comments

[Miss Trashahassee]

Yep. More than the treadmill tragedy, too.

His unlucky hand at peter-poker has redeemed us from when we ourselves have veered away from the common-sense path, gambled and lost. Our pride is set free. He's just stupid.

Of course, this means you must now disclose the cause of your injury, you know.

BFF,
Miss T

[Denny]

Now this is funny!

[Diamond Emerald-Eyes]

Bean relates story when she back in high school (which I think was like back in the dark ages) they have German Shepard dog named Nicky, who was very friendly except if you come in his yard. They have signs posted to this effect, but some guy has keeping chickens and one of the chickens come in the yard. Nicky ignore chicken, but he did not ignore the guy that come in after the chicken. Suffice to say, man did not sit down comfortably for a week or so. If he'd just asked at the front door, someone would have gotten the chicken for him, but that is what happens when you take matters into your own paw sometimes.

[Lora]

OMG that is hysterical! Thanks for making my day ;)

[Matt]

That hurts just thinking about it!

[Jimmy]

There once was a man from Phnom Penh!

There needs to be a good rhyme to this but I can't figure it out!

[Sen]

Ha ha ha ha... It is really a playful puppy. (May be a Bitch?)

[Neva]

What a hoot! I swear, truth is stranger than fiction! very good one!

[schnoodlepooh]

that's a good one. we think the middle toe story still is pretty funny though. but I won't ask you to embarrass youself further by explaining just how it happened.

[jackie]

and you wonder why I believe in the Goddess