Researchers at the University of Western Ontario wanted to see if dogs would rescue their owners in an emergency like what happens in movies.
So they created two scenarios: first the owners would fake a heart attack during a walk in an open area and fall to the ground. Then they would pretend that they were trapped under a heavy bookcase.
If you have a dog, you probably know where this is going.
When the owners fell to the ground with the fake emergencies, the dogs sniffed for a while and then wandered around aimlessly. No dog sought help from a “stranger” the researchers had seated nearby…except…
Except for the Poodle who wandered over and jumped in the stranger’s lap. Most Poodles love all creatures great and small. As devoted as she is to me, I can imagine Misty the alpha Poodle doing this:
Hi, I’m Misty. My owner seems to be inoperative at this time. I’m accustomed to regular meals, games of fetch, and much attention and devotion.
Back to the research:
Since the dogs failed to rescue their owners in both experiments, the researchers seemed to question the intelligence of the dogs to know the right course of action.
To which I take exception.
Dogs, like humans, don’t generally do what they haven’t been taught. There are amazing dogs who can take charge in medical emergencies, even dial 911. They are called Service Dogs and they have gone through months of training to learn these skills.
To expect an ordinary dog to rescue like Lassie (a group of Collies who have been taught to do movie tricks) is unfair and unrealistic.
Would the researchers question their own intelligence if they couldn’t perform heart surgery? Launch a rocket into space? Repair an overflowing toilet? Wire a house?
Could the researchers ever learn to sniff out drugs hidden in a car? Track animals and missing people over a variety of surfaces?
Humans can be so arrogant, can’t they?


duh, maybe the dogs were smart enough to know that the owner was faking it...I used to pretend to cry to see if Bill(the smartest dog in the world) would do anything..he smelled my face and then sat down and grinned at me..but once when I was really crying, he freaked out..jumped in my lap, was licking my face, nudging me with his nose and whimpered...so I think they need to taser the owner and have him drop to the ground and then see what the dog would do...
Posted by: jackie | November 28, 2007 at 04:32 PM
I tried that once! Abigail stole my wallet and Emily stole my cell phone!
Posted by: Jimmy | November 28, 2007 at 04:56 PM
You know, humans smell different when they are sick or hurt. "Faking" an accident is not going to cause this smell to kick in. They get that "Hah, I'm going to trick you" smell instead. So the dog knows it fake. When humans learn to fake smells, try this over again. Until then, quit bothering. We know what you are up to.
Posted by: Diamond Emerald-Eyes | November 28, 2007 at 05:14 PM
From my Google home page quote of the day, as it is oh so fitting for this story:
"Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science." - Henri Poincare
Posted by: "Sunshine" | November 28, 2007 at 06:27 PM
I agree with everyone else; the dogs knew it was fake. I don't think Marcus would help if I were hurt, but Panda would throw a fit that someone would notice.
Posted by: jayne d'Arcy | November 28, 2007 at 11:37 PM
I love your Misty dialogue!
Posted by: teetotaled | November 29, 2007 at 05:03 AM
My 87 year old father rolled his ATV on top of himself a few years back when he was on his farm. His dog took off running - for help, he hoped. However the dog never came back. Dad eventually wiggled his way out from under the heavy machine, righted it, and found his way home. It was hours later. He found his dog taking a nap on the front lawn.
Posted by: schnoodlepooh | November 29, 2007 at 07:56 AM
I'm with some of the other posters -- I don't think the dogs were fooled. They conducted this experiment to fool the dogs based on visual stimuli, but we all know that vision is NOT the dog's most-used sense. All that they proved is that dogs can tell the difference when we're faking. There have been plenty of instances (there's a whole TV show on Animal Planet!) of dogs (and cats and other pets) rescuing their owners from situations where they were not trained to do anything.
My guess, the dogs were trying to figure out why their owners decided to take a nap in the middle of the park or why their owners didn't just move the shelves. They didn't smell stress or illness, so they weren't concerned.
Posted by: BunGirl | November 29, 2007 at 08:11 AM
You've got to wonder - what possible field could these "researchers" be experts in? Animal behavior? Not likely!
Posted by: Hope | November 29, 2007 at 10:02 AM
I think dogs have to be trained to save people. I know my two wouldn't win any prizes in the category.
Posted by: cube | November 29, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Tricky one this, I think I would certainly paw at my human to make her get up. After that I'd probably just sit on her until help arrived!
Charlie Boy
Posted by: Charlie dog (the so called poodle terrorist) | November 29, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Interesting article, even if it is partial to the poodles :-)
Posted by: Matt | November 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM
I'm pretty sure my female German Shepherd would go home with any stranger that would feed her like your Misty. I agree with everyone else that said the dogs could probably tell it was fake.
Posted by: Simply Jenn | November 29, 2007 at 04:07 PM
I'm guessing the dogs were thinking something like, "What's with these people. They want us to go get help when these people are faking it? Humans!! Whadda they know?!"
Posted by: Therese | November 29, 2007 at 07:36 PM
Thanks for pointing out the holes in the research, Jan. For some people, just reading that it was done by scientists is enough to get them to stop thinking critically.
Posted by: AuthorMomWithDogs | November 30, 2007 at 04:21 AM
You really don't know I guess until there is a situation. My hubby teased me recently by whacking my behind with a rolled up newspaper - it made a big noise but nothing else. I yelped in surprise and then again when my littlest terrier went after him with teethed bared and snapping at him. He had to put the newspaper between him and the teeth until I could get there and calm her down. I have never ever seen her do anything like this before or since but I sure think she was determined to protect me. She has never been hit and we have never whacked newspapers at or near our dogs.
Now if I collapsed in a heap, she would probably think "Goody, we're having a nap!" and then she would curl up behind my knees (her favourite spot in the bed) and snore!
Posted by: Kahshe Cottager aka Jen | November 30, 2007 at 05:37 AM
My Eskipoo (Lisa) can recogize a Guinness tap in a crowded pub -- what more do I need?
Posted by: Steve Bartlett | November 30, 2007 at 06:29 AM
Apparently dogs can sense human illnesses through scent (or intuition) and can warn their people ahead of time. If the person was faking a heart attack, the dog probably knew it. Dogs (especially poodles) are geniuses, as we know!
Posted by: T-man | November 30, 2007 at 08:29 AM
I think this is quite insulting to the dogs. I'll bet'ya they knew it was rigged.
Posted by: Coll | November 30, 2007 at 04:14 PM