You buy one of these sweaters for all the dogs and cats in the family. It says to the world that instead of getting your God-given right to human grandchildren, you are the victim of self-centered progeny.
Your children will be so shamed and guilt-ridden that grandchildren will soon start popping out.
$21.95 from Hairy Grandkids
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