1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. The dog can sleep on the bed by invitation only.
7. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers of the bed, but only by invitation.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
Thanks to Ed, my email buddy, for sending this.
Does anyone relate?
My dogs are, of course, exemplary. [cough]