Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on Your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: Why are there no cars named after dogs? Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Thank you for making God spelled backward, dog. Do you think they’ll get the message?
Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Thanks to Sally for sending this.