DEAR GOD: it’s me, the dog

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on Your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: Why are there no cars named after dogs? Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Thank you for making God spelled backward, dog. Do you think they’ll get the message?

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Thanks to Sally for sending this.

Comments

[schnoodlepooh]

the answer is "NO, you are not a bad dog. you are a GOOD DOG" Always.

and sorry about that .... your testicles are gone forever...

[Laura]

Ha! I think my dog wrote this. All but the testicles part. She never had those to begin with.

[mary]

Too adorable..and true..good one.

[mary]

Aww I hope so dog..I hope so. good stuff.

[jackie]

oh man..i loved that...how sweet...and i asked the goddess and she said the balls go back on..just like before..you enter heaven like you enter the world...which means i don't want to be there when joan rivers and michael jackson show up...

[Dirty Butter]

Since there were animals in the Garden of Eden, I'd like to think there will be animals in Heaven, too. I can't imagine there not being a place for all our wonderful pets to greet us, can you? This was cute. Thanks for the chuckle, and thanks for stopping by Yesterday's Memories, too.