The Golden Poodle award goes to Negrita, the incredibly smart doggie mother of 9 pups who buried them under a metal structure to protect them from a raging forest fire.
All the pups were safely rescued by firefighters.
A second Golden Poodle award goes to Cindy Abbott, 56, who succeeded in finishing the Iditarod on her third try after climbing Mt. Everest on her first try.
She won the Red Lantern award.
The Lizard Brain award goes to an unnamed man in China who taught his Poodle to walk on his hind legs and then cross-dressed him as a school girl.
The Neanderthal award goes to PETA which finally had to admit when confronted with video surveillance that they had stolen a healthy family pet from her front porch and killed her before her family had a chance to reclaim her.
PETA's pet killing record inspired the Virginia legislature to pass and the governor to sign a law requiring shelters to attempt to find homes instead of being slaughter houses for pets.
The Pants-on-Fire award goes to Margery Glickman who has spent her adult life making unfounded, false and vicious attacks on people she has never come in contact with.
Congratulations, M.G., you have earned 0 credibility on the internet.